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Cat Mafia

Cat Mafia is a hacker group full of fruity femboys. Their discord is discord.gg/catmafia
Lotus is the cutest femboy hacker in Cat Mafia!
by Lotus.py May 9, 2023
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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Cat Crazy

When an indoor/outdoor cat is locked up in the house for far too long due to inclement weather, and he gets to the point where he has to release his energy. This is done usually via misbehavior. Cat Crazy has defined symptoms such as the eyes gleam with this inner light, the cat looks around in a crazed manner, so his body language announces that the rampage is about to begin. Once this powerful force takes control of the cat, all previous house rules are "cur-tailed." Forbidden cubbards become mountain hikes to be relished; tops of refrigerators become peaks to be scaled, etc. After the energy is expelled, the cat then settles down for a relieved nap.
Now that it's 115 degrees outside during the day and 90 degrees at night here in Arizona, the incidents of our cats going cat crazy have picked up geometrically. We were awoken several times this week to the noises of our cats rampaging through the house in utter frustration.

Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.
by Kit Carson July 21, 2010
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cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.
He's a real cat-watcher.
by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017
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Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.
Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.
by catjuggler September 11, 2009
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Cat Throat

A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.
Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?

Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.
by Honestx November 29, 2012
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Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.
Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*
by The catslapper August 25, 2011
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