gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

by GCanonymous June 10, 2014

Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.

"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."

by Greatestshoeman May 9, 2024

butt carrot

A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...

That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot

by Sma193737293& October 24, 2017

carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

The color of a carrot

i think it is a,i think it is a carrot

carrot is the color of a carrot

by Beetle Juice 2.0 October 9, 2020

Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021

Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.

It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.

by istateceo85 November 13, 2024