by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
by Con con July 22, 2017

by anonymous September 15, 2025
