Captain save a Ho

Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.

It seems like everyone i see these days ain't nuthin but a cptain save a ho.

by matthew gaston February 26, 2004

Captain Argus

slang term for marijuana

Pass me some Captain Argus, will ya?

by Sinker November 28, 2003

captains pie

The dish that awaits every cunnilingus fan. Sometimes spoiled by an excessive aggragation of minge biscuits.

She serves the best captains pie out of Boca Raton.

by don leslie February 20, 2009

captain slolomon

the leader of the elite omega roflcopter squad is the supreme, and only leader. legend has it he could fly a rofl copter on his own, only using his appendix, and he cant hit an elephant from 20 metres away with zomgbombs and missloles.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.

on the first day there was war, the lmao planes ruled the skies while the lollerskates and lolzorblades reigned with terror, on the second day god ate some ZOMGBBQPIZZA and the left over crust made a child, CAPTAIN SLOLOMON, he made the roflcopter to counter the evil laughter of other machines and flew it and recruited wild kodiak bears to help him, together they brought peaceful laughter to the world and he named this day lolapalooza

by mc prosef March 17, 2009

captain of windustry

Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.

Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.

Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.

by G-guy May 28, 2010

Captain Hooking

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

by Ross44 August 17, 2010

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

by Conz313 June 12, 2009