Candor

One of the five factions in the divergent books (I refuse to acknowledge the movies) in which people always tell the truth and wear black and white

Candor is one of the factions Tris did not consider joining.

by Frosty the Snowballman June 20, 2018

condome

Leo is very stupid for writing this word. This is small brain time.

- Someone wrote condome.
-Yeah, it was definitely Leo.

by Novimaximus21 October 24, 2019

jalapeno condom

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

by julian27 March 15, 2010

Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag

Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here

by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017

Condomspiracy

When a woman believes that a man is wearing a condom during sex, when in fact he is not. This may involve a coverup on the part of the man or "condomspirator".

Girl 1 - "So I had sex with Joe last night. He said he was wearing a condom but I didn't see him put one on, or feel one."
Girl 2 - "You may have been a part of a condomspiracy, my friend."

by Condomspirator5 November 19, 2011

Soggy Condom

An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.

You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.

by MC Wang March 28, 2010

brown condom eater

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter

boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...

by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011