Skip to main content

Conservative Troll

Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
mugGet the Conservative Troll mug.

Coaster Roaster

A stoner term.

Defined as the last intake of Marijuana (usually heavy) in preparation for the expected (extended) time-period until the next intake.

Roasting yourself enough to function and coast until the next available moment, or through a hard event in which Marijuana isn't accepted.
"Let's hit a Coaster Roaster before we head to your aunt's party."
by Odd1Mind August 21, 2024
mugGet the Coaster Roaster mug.

Conserphobia

A strong, irrational fear, aversion, or hostility toward conservatives or conservative ideology. This fear may manifest as anxiety, avoidance, or extreme prejudice against individuals, groups, or policies perceived as conservative. While it can be rooted in political, social, or cultural disagreements, conserphobia goes beyond mere opposition to conservatism and becomes a deep-seated emotional or psychological response.
Rather than engaging in healthy debate, Lisa’s conserphobia caused her to label anyone who disagreed with her as an extremist.
by TruthAndLove April 3, 2025
mugGet the Conserphobia mug.
The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.
Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
mugGet the Conservation of Energy Harnessing mug.

Conserved Causality Theory

A variant of Preserved Causality, emphasizing causality as a conserved quantity analogous to energy, momentum, or charge. Conserved Causality suggests that in any physical process, the total causal order—the network of cause-effect relationships—remains invariant. You can transform it, redistribute it, but you cannot create or destroy causal connection. The theory provides a framework for thinking about time travel, quantum entanglement, and FTL without paradox: causality is conserved, so any apparent violation must be balanced elsewhere.
"Entanglement seems to violate causality—instant influence across space. Conserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The influence goes somewhere, does something, balances out. Not violation, but transformation. Causality isn't broken; it's just moved around."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
mugGet the Conserved Causality Theory mug.
A principle proposing that causality is subject to a conservation law—that the total amount of causal structure in the universe remains constant. Conservation of Causality suggests that you can't create new causes or destroy old effects; you can only rearrange causal relationships. This has implications for time travel (you can't create paradoxes because causality is conserved), for quantum mechanics (entanglement redistributes causality), and for free will (our choices are causal transactions, not violations). It's causality as a budget: you can spend it, but you can't print it.
Conservation of Causality Theory "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved; you can't create a loop that breaks the budget. Time travel might be possible, but paradoxes aren't—causality won't allow it."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
mugGet the Conservation of Causality Theory mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email