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Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire
1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.
by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004
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Cleveland Bukkake Special

You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.
by john February 7, 2005
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cleveland steamer

Quickly heating the female orifice to be used as a fornication semen receptacle. Best employed rhetorically.

Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.
After she saw him the the first time last night Steve seemingly could do nothing to arouse her. After blowing smoke up her ass he tried the cleveland steamer to make her receptive to his planned penetration. Smoke, steam, cajoling... none of these would distract her from laughing about his penis.

Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.
by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
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cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD May 4, 2006
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cloverfield

america's rip-off of godzilla
In the special features the director even said we needed somthing like godzilla, cloverfield
by bcrox May 6, 2008
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Cleveland

A city in Northeast Ohio right below Lake Erie. It's an awful city, but everybody who lives there thinks it's the best city ever. The sports suck, the weather is bipolar (there is normally more snow on Easter than on Christmas), and it is dirt poor. The rich suburbs are all drug addicted.

On the up side, Cleveland has the rock and roll hall of fame and a lot of great rappers (for example, Kid Cudi <3) come from there. Also, the Cleveland Orchestra is really good. Famous people to come from Cleveland include: Halle Berry, Drew Carey, Jim Brown, Terrence Howard, Jim Tressel, Paul Newman, Cy Young, and Jesse Owens.
The sports teams in Cleveland are awful, but at least they have Lebron... Oh wait, he left.
by nanana1125 March 2, 2011
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Cleveland Browns

perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!

Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?

Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.

Publish this.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
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