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Cristopher

Cristopher is the guy who likes to do weird things, he might even secretly do stuff. If you piss him of the first time he'll say

what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
If you tell him you don't like Cristopher he'll say " I don't like you either but I didn't complain about it"
by horpet April 27, 2022
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Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.
-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe
by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022
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cristopher castillo

he’s that one fish in the sea that’s almost impossible to catch. if you get him he’s yours forever. he probably loves little yippie dogs. he’s a cornball and acts like drake sometimes with the things he says. he’s rly not that funny but is unintentionally funny. he also wears 28237637 pounds of cologne whenever you see him bc he wants you to smell like him. he loves music and his friends. he moons everyone with his ass
damn y’all see cristopher castillo, his ass is looking phat.
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Cristopher

A rich playboy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and will take your squishmallow drop you then burn it.
Cristopher is a real meanie
by anonymous November 21, 2022
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Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit
Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large
by Killstorm January 21, 2023
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Cristopher

A guy who can't get over his ex. He has potential but wastes it on an ugly girl who has daddy issues. He is obsessed with anime and corny pick up lines.
Dude your being such a Cristopher!
by crispydynopop November 20, 2023
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Christoper

This Christoper is so unlucky
by anonymous July 1, 2024
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