Poke and Choke

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.

Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.

by Superman V2 April 21, 2014

Ohio State Chokeyes

A nickname for Ohio State because they do well in the regular season, but get raped in BCS Bowl Games.

Jim: Damn, Ohio State lost another BCS Bowl Game.

Dan: Jim what did I tell you, that's why they're called the Ohio State Chokeyes.

by overall good guy May 2, 2010

mudpie choke out

The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.

I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!

by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011

Choke the chicken

Verb. Male masturbation

Gimme my laptop I'm going to Choke the chicken

by Heybroski July 21, 2015

Chocked

The act of being choked by a penis.

Last night, my daddy chocked me before he went to bed.

by Xdocx May 8, 2018

choke the rope

Basically jerkin off!!!!

Man doug always chokes his rope!!!!

by Insane V December 9, 2004

Chokespoon

A large spoon used for choking apes south of the border!!!

Man, chimpy got choked by that chokespoon!

by Squirrelchoker May 1, 2009