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Crap Shag

Descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given sexual experience. Crap adj describes poor performance of either gender. Shag noun the sexual act.
The guy I was with last night was such a crap shag that I didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over
by Shell225 October 30, 2008
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Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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Crap of the crop

We maintain a list of our worst five suppliers and we keep an eye on them. These are the crap of the crop folks!
by Dima R. March 29, 2009
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crapronym

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.
Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"
by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009
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Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.
Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"
by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010
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crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.
Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.
by whybotherbro August 5, 2010
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Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.
Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.
by Dragen September 11, 2011
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