strafing a bridge

Strafing a bridge is a metaphor for jumping off a bridge.

"I'm just checking in on you to make sure that you haven't strafed a bridge"

"Are you planning on strafing a bridge?"

by Pazifists May 19, 2023

Bridge to Heaven

Faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen” (JST Hebrews 11:1). This definition paints a picture of the future.

bridge to heaven

by aw123 November 23, 2021

The Bridge

Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.

"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Königsberg Bridge Problem

The Königsberg Bridge Problem is a historical puzzle asking if it's possible to walk through the city of Königsberg, crossing each of its seven bridges exactly once. Leonhard Euler proved it's impossible because there were more than two landmasses connected by an odd number of bridges, a key insight that laid the foundation for graph theory.

Graph Theory People: I love the Königsberg Bridge Problem.

by jorgis_01 March 19, 2025

Bridging the gap

Pulling an all-nighter from Saturday to Sunday because you hate school so much you would be willing to sacrifice good sleep just to have 8 more hours away from it.

Greg: What are you doing up this late Jane?
Jane: I'm bridging the gap. I just want more time, you know?
Greg: This is not good for you, Jane.
Jane: Wait a minute; there's nobody there. I'm scared.

by Horrid Pain January 11, 2020

Sloppy Bridge

When you get the best head from the fittest milf

I just got some sloppy bridge and I’m feeling brazy

by Bulldogbeast December 21, 2022

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025