That's just not Breakfast! 

Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.

"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"

That's just not Breakfast! by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010

Serbian breakfast  

- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)

"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"

Serbian breakfast by Milostheserbian April 14, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.

Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)

Portuguese Breakfast by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010

bachelor breakfast 

Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.

bachelor breakfast by No Nickname May 19, 2008

Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

It means we would all finally have breakfast. It means colloquially, las las we go dey alright. It can also mean that there will be light at the end of the tunnel

Example: "Naija bad but las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast"

Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast by _UncleAlex May 1, 2021

Hobo Breakfast 

To strike a person in the stomach out of anger or spite

Gary gave the mugger a "hobo Breakfast"

Hobo Breakfast by Not a hobo May 4, 2004

Arsehole to breakfast

Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.

"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.

Arsehole to breakfast by Jesse the Dolphin Whisperer June 12, 2014