The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.
Tucker: Huh ?
Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.
Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?
Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
Tucker: Huh ?
Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.
Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?
Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
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(noun)
1. one who is clueless and often makes poor decisions
2. one who shows lack of motivation
3. see Millennial
(verb) "breadfooted"
1. to screw up a situation
2. to inadvertently sabotage someone
(Origin)
Derived from the YouTube Video, The Watermelon Genie, which depicts a clueless male character, who is granted one wish from The Watermelon Genie, no rules or restrictions, and chooses to have "bread where my feet is".
1. one who is clueless and often makes poor decisions
2. one who shows lack of motivation
3. see Millennial
(verb) "breadfooted"
1. to screw up a situation
2. to inadvertently sabotage someone
(Origin)
Derived from the YouTube Video, The Watermelon Genie, which depicts a clueless male character, who is granted one wish from The Watermelon Genie, no rules or restrictions, and chooses to have "bread where my feet is".
n. Dan decided to test the new email server by trying to send a 1GB attachment to multiple recipients, causing the server to come to a halt... He's such a Breadfooter!
v. Joe said the pool controller application was completed but it contained so many bugs... He breadfooted me again!
v. Joe said the pool controller application was completed but it contained so many bugs... He breadfooted me again!
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• Smaller Or Bigger (No In between) than usual size for breakfast
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• Smaller Or Bigger (No In between) than usual size for breakfast
Let's go get breakfasy later.
Did you know there Is bad breakfasy this morning
That's too much breakfast or shall I say breakfasy.
Eh not enough breakfasy
Did you know there Is bad breakfasy this morning
That's too much breakfast or shall I say breakfasy.
Eh not enough breakfasy
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