bowl honker

when sitting on the toilet expecting to take an epic shit,you fart ridiculously loud and laugh hysterically

dude, i thought i had to drop dirt the other day and it was the loudest bowl honker ever

by Jesse Browne January 3, 2009

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

Bowling Green

A crappy-ass town located in Kentucky that is slowly becoming less lame. Oft' called Boring Green for it's lack of anything interesting to do.

Internet Stalker: So, little girl, where do you live?
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.

by Rawrness May 13, 2005

bowl noob

Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.

Who's the bowl noob? CBA coming home to sh*t.

by BeanMaster April 16, 2008

Cereal Bowl

When you punch someone in the mouth, and knock out some off their teeth then you proceed to ejaculate into their mouths, so when they open their mouth it looks like a cereal bowl. You finish off the deed by saying cheerios as you walk away.

-So what happened with dude last night?
-Well I was fighting him when I finally got in a good punch and knocked him out along with a couple of his teeth, so I proceeded to to give him a cereal bowl.
-Please tell you said Cheerios as you walk away?
-It wouldn't be a cereal bowl if I didn't.

by Bluegoal14 July 28, 2007

finger bowl

peeing in a girls butthole and tickling it with your fingers. like the bowls they have at fancy restaraunts to clean your fingers with.

I finger bowled Cheryl.

by Stevenson Dreamly June 16, 2003

bowling ball

Term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and anal sex). Generally speaking, a man can feel confident that he has dominated a woman after achieving this triple crown status, whereas only obtaining one or two of these sexual acts are no guarantee a woman will even remember him. This is primarily because most women are reluctant to give up the third whole (back door for many women OR the pussy for sluts who are trying to remain virgins). This is synonymous to a "grand slam" (as all the bases were run).

1) I used that dirty whore like a bowling ball.

2) Trust me, she's no prude. I bowling balled that bitch after two dates.

3) She never gave me head - so I can't call her a bowling ball.

by Hollywoodknight November 19, 2011