joe blood

receiving a backhanded double punch

"he just gave him the joe blood" "leave me alone before I throw you a joe blood"

by brooklynzfinestdummy May 12, 2019

Blood Snake

A slang term for the male erection

I'll tell you what, she charmed by blood snake that night

by dogboy69 May 5, 2020

Blood Thunder

When a girl releases a queef on her period causing a loud thunder while releasing blood.

Dude did she sit in blood? Nah man she just had some blood thunder.

by tardefinition May 20, 2020

brother blood

Someone who is your brother without there being a blood relation.

This is Christian my brother blood. We do not have the same mom but our connection is that strong.

by KAY$OLO November 13, 2017

Alpha Blood

When your girlfriend says "out for blood" and you mistake it for "alpha blood" and decide to make it a whole thing and create a definition for it on urban dictionary. Now, this will become a trend. Everyone will start using it and it will be a symbol of virility, strength, resolve and the unbreakable nature of human character.

Her: "*speaking through nose from a cold* wow, $100! That utility company is out for blood"
Him: "what's alpha blood"
Her: "Out for blood"
Him: "Alpha blood it is. I am a man with alpha blood. That sounds about right."

by The definatorrrrr May 3, 2022

Blood pie

When a girl is on her period and you cum inside her.

I just gave this girl a blood pie

by Prince_of_aces February 24, 2021

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018