brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.
Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"
by sudra21 January 29, 2009
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3 blind mice

3 naked men wearing blindfolds looking for the pussy.
Those 3 blind mice are looking for the pussy.
by SeleKnight March 28, 2018
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three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald
Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers
by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018
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Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.
Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
by MoTown81 January 03, 2012
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Blind Rage

When you see pink lights coming lightning fast at you in the void from drinking a Reign, you better start running!
Hamon went into a saw only pink light and went into a blind rage, and killed everyone. After death, all they could see is zooming pink lights closing in on them in the distance
by Wanonymous69 February 04, 2020
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Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
by Spill Communication June 23, 2010
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jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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