Beer Bitch

a woman (or man) who, for reasons of paid employment or otherwise, is required to fetch/pour beer for one or more individuals for a defined period of time. Although tasks such as taking away the empties and supplying their master with food are obvious additional duties for a beer b1tch, frequently they may also be required to perform tasks that are not immediately associated with purveying beer e.g. perform stunts or tricks to entertain a drunken crowd, turn a blind eye whilst their own drink is tampered with and, occasionally (usually later in the day/night), provide sexual gratification for his/her master or their nominated representative.

Tom was not looking forward to being a beer bitch at Oktoberfest, it would be bad enough pouring 1 litre steins for BG all day, but the thought of the boys tea-bagging his own stein whilst he had his back turned, was almost too much to bear.

by Big_Greasy October 13, 2010

underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"

by ED March 16, 2005

quiet beer

A beer with just one or two good friends. Discussion can be intimate, but not homosexual in nature.

Typically lasts for 1 or 2 beers, but doesn't exceed 3.

Normally an event performed with someone who lives close by.

Australian term.

"Hey dude, wanna swing round for a quiet beer"
"Yeah boss, be over in a tick"

by Papanurf February 4, 2009

breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Peemium Quality Beer

Beer that tastes yuck !!!!!

Person 1: This new pub down the street sucks.I paid 10 bucks to taste rat-pee in my beer

Person 2: Now thats what you call "Peemium Quality Beer"... LOL

by Sins Helixia January 12, 2011

Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005

pussy money weed and beer

Tom Stein's favorite things

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips

by Tom stein is the man with the February 21, 2009