jean burrito 

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

jean burrito by pringerb December 17, 2011

Cream Burrito 

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito

"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"

Cream Burrito by tl203 July 5, 2012

Pizza Burrito 

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

Pizza Burrito by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

stress burrito 

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

stress burrito by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

prison burrito 

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

prison burrito by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

Bean Burrito 

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

Bean Burrito by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Loaded burrito 

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.

That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.

Loaded burrito by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015