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Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.
Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."
by GoDeep June 27, 2017
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Asian Mangler

The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.
I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.
by DaBringa June 4, 2018
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Adult Asian

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian โ€“ eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Adult Asian.
by Josech May 3, 2020
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asian zinger

spit b dubs zing sauce in someoneโ€™s asshole
damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger
by Assboy35 September 25, 2021
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asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.
by BrofessorD May 22, 2017
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A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021
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Asian Papi

An Asian man who has the swagger to pull in a hot Black or Latina woman and romance her with confidence.
Gurl he pulled up correct, clean cut, clean outfit, and just the right dose of sweet talking, he is such an Asian Papi.
by Janice190830523 April 19, 2022
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