Armie (noun)
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
An elite male specimen who looks like he was genetically engineered by Greek gods and raised by Jordan Belfort.
He doesn’t walk, he arrives. The kind of man who makes other men question their masculinity, and women remember their unresolved daddy issues.
Can bench press your dad and probably taught your grandmother the family Lasagna recipe.
Fluent in sarcasm, style, and sexual seduction.
Has probably ghosted success because it wasn’t ambitious enough.
Synonyms: weaponized charm, endgame.
“Why does every Armie walk around like they know a secret about you?”
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
“Dude walked into the pitch meeting, closed $2 million, and left with the investor’s wife. Straight Armie behavior.”
"Did you see Armie benchpressed my mom and grandma after thanksgiving dinner last night?"
by Qatiqua August 1, 2025
Get the Armiemug. The fan base of South Korean boy band BTS . They always spill facts and make charities which get the kpopies mad .Armys are the best fandom .Period
Armys are the blue print
by Gotkpoopiesmad November 7, 2020
Get the Armysmug. by terarrfyre March 20, 2025
Get the 15-Degree Army Stratmug. The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
Get the Jesus would be an armymug. Skeleton army is a card in clash royale. If you use this card it proves that you have no parents and you haven't touched grass in 8 years. All you do is play clash royale for 20 hours a day and drink crack cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner.
by yessirrrrrrr May 27, 2022
Get the skeleton armymug. by the way was paved by bts March 21, 2021
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by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
Get the The meth armymug.