african splatterhouse

when someone eats another persons shit, sucks their cock to the point to which they throw it back up onto the persons dick, and then sucks them off.

we might as well take this party to the african splatterhouse

by Frank loyd ight January 12, 2009

African Computer

A frequently slow computer, translated to 'African' instead of 'nigger'.

DAYUM MAN, MY AFRICAN COMPUTER IS PISSIN ME OFF.

by Lulzy ass ho. March 6, 2009

African Back door

When you race someone up the stairs and get in front of them, near the top of the stairs you pull your undergarments down and let their face slam into your hot booty.

AFRICAN BACK DOOR BABY

by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 21, 2010

african king

when a cigarette ash gets realy long because you forgot to shmea it

yoo look at this african king i havent shmea it yet

by Nodizz the boul April 15, 2008

Starving kids in Africa

Noun: those kids you see on those ASPCA or UNICEF or something, usually you can count their ribs

Verb: used widely by mothers towards their children, when they haven't finished their food (mostly vegetables) to represent that they are lucky to have food
Adj: used to describe a African kid, but they have to be from Africa and not like a Muslim African like dark skin ass one

Starving kids in Africa:
White child; Mom! I'm full gonna go play more COD now cuz thats all I do and have not freakin life and will probably end up shooting my school!
White mother, or black you pick; You didn't finish your vegetable yet, you know that staring kids in Africa don't get anything

by 2npwanc March 6, 2017

African American

An African American is essentially a black person. Us white folk are expected to call them African American or we are racist. Many African Americans hate being called African Americans, but if a white person calls them black, they go all "wtf your a fucking racist you honkey" on them. As do the other white people. So, if your black, go ahead and keep calling yourself "black" "nigga" and "negro", but if your white you'd better not call them any of those things, because you are going to be called a racist. So be a good little honkey crackka and call those self-proclaimed niggas, white-proclaimed African-Americans, African Americans.

White Person: HEY!!! wazzup my black buddy!

Black Person(cross out) African American: DAMN YOU FUCKING HONKEY TONKEY CRACKKA RACIST!! You betta be callin' me & my nigga's African Americans ya hearrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Later...

African American: Did you see that Crackka? He called me Black!! Nigga, I dunno how we even live in this white society. Damn boi! I get fucking harrassed by dem Honkeys every fucking day!! If I wazz white I would get A's instead of F's cuz Mizz Fucking José is such a racist too all us niggas! I bet they dont have to do no work!

Miss José: Boys, now, I helped you out here. I gave you a C instead of a D. Happy?

Good African American Boy: YES!!! I GOT AN A!!!!!!

*later goes on to be the next George Washington Carver*

African American: FUCK! A C! THAT FUCKIN' RACIST

* later goes on to be the next wanna be TI *

by rockstarrrgirlie March 13, 2009

African x games

It is when a guy eats a pickle from the anal cavity of a 10 year old girl. This is done public and scored for style points. After such acts the 10 year female is thrown up on by the pickle eater. If the man misses her mouth then the act has to be done over 2 more times. It is rated on a scale for 1-100

Did you see those African x games last night!

yea that 10 almost farted at one point

by banana warrior March 29, 2009