Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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Get the Taxing mug.Similar to Apple Tax, only Disney. Describes the high cost of Disney merchandise and services (e.g. Disney World merchandise, tickets, hotels, and food; Disney toys; etc.)
Sarah: Boy, did I have to pay a hefty Disney Tax on that trip to Disney World this year.
Ethan: I know. That being so expensive sucks.
Ethan: I know. That being so expensive sucks.
by thebear424 November 14, 2018
Get the Disney Tax mug.The price actresses must pay to be in a Tarantino film.
This comes from Quentin Tarantinos long documented foot obsession, where mostly actresses, and some actors have had extended scenes with their (usually dirty) bare feet are in the foreground of the shot.
This comes from Quentin Tarantinos long documented foot obsession, where mostly actresses, and some actors have had extended scenes with their (usually dirty) bare feet are in the foreground of the shot.
Person 1: "I loved Margot Robbie in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she sure had to pay the Tarantino toe tax"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she sure had to pay the Tarantino toe tax"
by Fradornkledop May 26, 2025
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person 2: "yeah officer he's right here, he has like 17 gallons of meth i think he's having a overdose"
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Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.
by masterplanner February 22, 2023
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