future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not

A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .

by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019

ARMY

A person that will always love and protect BTS from all bad things in the world

ARMYS need to love all BTS members.

by JIMIN'S WATERBOTTLE December 24, 2018

Army

People who will always Adore and protect their BTS from any costs

BTS: You can hate BTS, but you can never hate ARMYs
ARMYs: You can hate us, but you can never hate our boys

by Army <3 July 3, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018

Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.

- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.

by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019