Apostrafucker

A person who frequently comments on the poor grammar of others.
Someone with an overt affection for the correct usage of English, and feels compelled to share this with others
Synonym of grammar nazi

Stop being such an apostrafucker John, so what what if I used who instead of whom!

by Crackity-Jones May 19, 2016

apocalyptiboner

The feeling of great enthusiasm and excitement which washes over some people when they contemplate the complete destruction of the world.

Everything he said about the impending crisis made sense, but the glee in his voice was downright disturbing. He could barely conceal his apocalyptiboner.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 1, 2017

Apololies

To lie, while apologizing.

Donald Oh, he's not in? I apololies.

by KaliaKatastrophe April 19, 2017

apolofies

When you disable auto correct and you need to say sorry

Lance sends his apolofies for the wrong spelling

by Literacy God May 13, 2017

apotherix

A Scottish guy who is my friend

Hey Apotherix, I love you

by Alm213 August 23, 2017

Apologizz

An apologizz is when you fight and have amazing make up sex resulting in an orgasm.

Oh man my girl was arguing with me so much last night but we made up with an apologizz

by Tigersblood125 October 7, 2017

Apollogist

A person who uses any means to defend a controversial claim by the State, in particular one who brands any counter-claim a 'conspiracy', the most famous such debate being that the USA landed men on the Moon from 1969 to 1972 in the Apollo missions, hence the deliberate misspelling of the word 'apologist'. Apollogists are the modern day equivalent of the Religious apologetics, who sought to defend inconsistencies of fact and logic in their faith by excusing the author. Likewise, Apollogists attempt to defend inconsistencies in evidence distributed by the State through unsubstantiated claims, diversion, the abuse of natural effects, and the misuse of scientific principles. Unlike their Religious counterparts, Apollogists are inclined to belittle or berate the author of a counter-claim, accusing them of being mindless; having no education or no understanding of a scientific principle; wearing tin-foil hats; on medication; or more recently as being part of a social movement attempting to subvert the State.

As with the Apollo mission to the Moon, the proposed Orion mission to Mars faces an obstacle in passing through the Van Allen radiation belts, which are harmful to life. When interviewed, former NASA astronaut and Apollogist Don Pettit said, "I'd go to the Moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore. We used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

by rippenburn April 16, 2018