The ultimate cock block. Farting while making out in human form. A Mary Ann will do at all possible to prevent you and your date from being alone or having a good time.
"So yeah, I got permission to go with my girlfriend on their camping trip, but I have to sit with a seat between us and sleep in a different tent with her brother."
"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
"Oh shit, grab your shotgun. We've got a Mary Ann on our hands."
by A Wise Advisor August 19, 2011
One of the greatest political commentators and analyzers of our time. Her name is also spelled as "Ann Coulter". Constantly barraged with attacks and insults because of her extreme-right opinions and views, this beautiful, blonde author of books like "Slander" and "How To Talk To A Liberal" is more intelligent and accurate than many people give her credit for.
by Republican Warrior February 18, 2005
The gorgeous blonde political commentator who gives the truth to you, whether you agree with it or not. She really makes those damn liberals feel it hard.
Anne Coulter is an intelligent, right-winged beauty.
by Straight from E-ville April 16, 2005
Cletus: Hey Joe are you a Yankees fan?
Joe: Of course
Cletus: Know who you remind me of?. . . Ann Frank
Joe: Why?
Cletus: Because your a front running Jew bitch.
Joe: Of course
Cletus: Know who you remind me of?. . . Ann Frank
Joe: Why?
Cletus: Because your a front running Jew bitch.
by thatcaliCronic May 08, 2009
by mamaaa October 27, 2008
A gorgeous blonde political analysist who possesses common sense, knows what she's talking about, and can match every statement or challenge made by the liberals.
Everyone should read Anne (or Ann) Coulter's books entitled "Slander" and "How To Talk To A Liberal."
by The Loyal Bush Legionary February 23, 2005
An actress who had to cut most of her hair off for Les Miserables, and still looked amazing. She won an Oscar in 2013 for her role as Fantine in Les Mis.
Anne Hathaway is so talented.
by urbandictionarydefiner October 13, 2013