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alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long
yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after
by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017
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alaskan snow cone

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile
Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."
by Nattygainz April 7, 2017
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Alaskan Pop Fly

The act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis and knocking her wig off.
" Dat boys dick was so big!! I wanted him to give me an Alaskan pop fly "
by vagina god 69000 March 16, 2017
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Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.
Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.
by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015
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Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience
Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.
by homopopculture February 15, 2006
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Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex
"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"
by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009
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Alaskan Pipeline

When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!
I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.
by Romeizzzle March 24, 2009
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