Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.

Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night

by JediMasterJack April 4, 2020

Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.

Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.

by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015

Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

by homopopculture February 15, 2006

Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex

"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"

by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!

I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.

by Romeizzzle March 24, 2009