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Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
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Word turkey

A phrase originated in Kaufman, TX that can be used to acknowledge a statement, to confirm affirmation, to express your approval and/ or just to say hi.
Y’all gonna be home later?
Word Turkey.
by Slim’sLady January 10, 2022
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turkey bastin' it

"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."
by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014
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turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.
Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.
by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016
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Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.
Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.
by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023
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Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!
We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.
by One of the pack December 10, 2021
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swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person
Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.
by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015
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