Pick Me Ass Bitch

"A woman who supports the patriarchy because they benefit from it personally"

Whore that I am, Athena and Hera were such pick me ass bitches. I bet they wouldn't want to open Hidden Arsenal in a progression series.

by Leo Voltara September 7, 2021

diamond miner's pick axe

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

pick you up by the soil

to take someone's virginity in a gentle manner; gentle sex.

"You're a delicate flower, so I'm going to pick you up by the soil."

by aclockworksam March 28, 2010

1st Round Draft Pick

Any top notch female worthy of being your main woman

"Sandra is ok, but her girl Tangela is a 1st Round Draft Pick"

by GBurgNupe March 24, 2004

fb pick up game

(verb) The act of taking a considerable amount of time in responding to each and every one of your friends birthday greetings on facebook. If you do not start on it early enough on, you face having to spend enormous periods of time in trying to sound appreciative to the masses of people who felt it right to write on your wall for such an annual celebration. It is more regarded as a personal means of thanking the countless persons who wished you a happy birthday; many people dont feel it necessary to take the time to do so and make a thankful status of their approval.

Mom: "So honey, how was your birthday yesterday?"

Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever.

by crazykidcarlson91 October 24, 2011

Alicante Pick n Mix

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.

Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022

i dont pick up

fake fam is calling

i dont pick up when fake fam calls!

by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018