fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

F.U.P.A. Fuck 

F.U.P.A. Fucking is like tittie fucking but instead of putting your hog between a chick's sweet rack you put it between the flabby rolls of her F.U.P.A and then go to town.

CJ: "Look Dan is trying to work another fat chick."
Marvalous: "Wow he must really love to F.U.P.A. fuck cause that chick is Orca fat."

F.U.P.A. Fuck by CJ & Marvalous December 13, 2006

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey by hezza08 February 23, 2009

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon 

What it means is FML

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

fuck me with a toothbrush by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017