Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means

After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross

by SeeSocAdmin November 05, 2020

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Charlie the flop

Charlie the flop is the flop

other: what is this charlie the flop
me: who* he is the flop

by soobins wife February 10, 2022

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Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 21, 2019

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granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit

"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

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