Simp

An overused word that losers use to define men/women who spend a large amount of time or money on someone they like.

Dude you're a simp, you just gave her 5 bucks. You're such a loser

by Box Of Cereal August 10, 2020

SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

Simp

Another words defenition that got ruined by dumbasses

"You're attracted to females? What a simp"

by dvbanhayseed August 20, 2020

simp

you

you are a simp

by woajsneme September 21, 2020

simp

your friend John, probably

of course he's a simp, his name's John

by cheesecakemom June 3, 2020

Simp

A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks

Oh haha you simp! You’re doing a Kain again

by Barnsleylad May 15, 2020