a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease job

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

Grease-Dome

A shiny heed with hair

Hawl you ya “Grease-Dome” go wash yer heed

by DaniRic03 April 21, 2018

Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.

James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.

by Winwesbla May 29, 2023

Greasing

Intentionally flirting with someone in a shameless manner, in the hope of eliciting attraction.

Dude are you greasing Jennifer again?

by KT Brassel June 20, 2023