bum shower

To take a full shower using a public bathroom sink.

I took a bum shower today because I am homeless.

by nitraine January 22, 2006

Golden Shower

A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.

Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)

Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight

by unga_loves_nunga_take_me_back September 28, 2011

spanish shower

Using a large quantity of deodorant to hide an unwashed smell.

Ah I forgot to wash my shirt for tonight... It is ok I will just give it a spanish shower.

A: Fancy a beer tonight?
B: Sorry no thanks, I have just been jogging and am all sweaty.
A: It is ok, have a spanish shower and come out now.

by Steven James August 16, 2006

Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007

PTA Shower

(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body

Friend: We're leaving in 5 min.
Me: Ok imma take a quick PTA shower.

by prettythoughts February 16, 2018

Body Shower

When you take a shower and wash and wet everything but your hair; may also be confused with or shortened to just shower

I took a body shower right before heading to work because I didn't have time to wash my hair.

by SpaceKiwis June 20, 2019

Gypsy Shower

is the process of "washing" by utilising a deodorant can to spray over bad Bodily Odours, without actually showering.

Mark stank so bad, but didn't have time to wash - so he had a Gypsy Shower.

by Isandunk March 13, 2008