Alli Hilfiger's stupid ass thinks her dad, who formerly designed clothes for upper class caucasians, invented cargo pants.
by Kenzie November 25, 2003
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1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!
Adam: Pants vampire.
Adam: Pants vampire.
by frannypro April 21, 2009
Get the pants vampire mug.A British slang term for and only in the occurrence of, when a fellow reacts or demonstrates in such behaviour that represents them as an absolute gob.
“Did you see Lindsay last night at the party? She was beyond pants!”
“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
by Sla99yG0rgah August 9, 2020
Get the beyond pants mug.Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013
Get the Wank Pants mug.When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".
"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."
by RachelDC March 14, 2010
Get the British Pants mug.Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"
Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009
Get the pants dance mug.A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020
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