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Flu baby

Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.
Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .
by Bwc21 December 19, 2023
mugGet the Flu babymug.

Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021
mugGet the Flu manchumug.

Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
by kennypet July 11, 2018
mugGet the Mam-Flumug.

Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
mugGet the Table-flumug.

Deja Flu

when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering
I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu
by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022
mugGet the Deja Flumug.

Banks Flu

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly

(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid
Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu
by Lil Smole August 31, 2018
mugGet the Banks Flumug.

Zusin Flu

The Zusin flu is a flu that makes you cold, raspy voice, hangover, bad memories and sore body. The famous zusin, whom name we don’t need to know, is a guy from ny who throws parties for his grade. He does not like underclassmen, nor upperclassmen (11th grade). He’s fun and all, but when it reaches 11:00pm, he will kick out any underclassmen or juniors in sight! so be careful, because if he catches you, he will curse you with the ZUSIN FLU! 12th graders also get the famous zusin flu…..Zusin is an og for sacrificing his house for our grade, but at the same time he be kicking out some hot underclassmen for no reason, like bro let them have the Zusin Flu !!! Let’s not forget that it is an honor to have the zusin flu.

It’s rare and russian vibey, makes you feel like you’re in eastern europe.

live long Zusin flu.
“yoo, that party was lit! I think i might have the Zusin Flu ..”
“ Naah bro same!! i don’t care if i get the zusin flu, had the best time in my life. “
by eldnahruoystahw2022 March 27, 2022
mugGet the Zusin Flumug.

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