Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .
by Bwc21 December 19, 2023

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
by kennypet July 11, 2018

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly
(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid
(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid
Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu
by Lil Smole August 31, 2018

The Zusin flu is a flu that makes you cold, raspy voice, hangover, bad memories and sore body. The famous zusin, whom name we don’t need to know, is a guy from ny who throws parties for his grade. He does not like underclassmen, nor upperclassmen (11th grade). He’s fun and all, but when it reaches 11:00pm, he will kick out any underclassmen or juniors in sight! so be careful, because if he catches you, he will curse you with the ZUSIN FLU! 12th graders also get the famous zusin flu…..Zusin is an og for sacrificing his house for our grade, but at the same time he be kicking out some hot underclassmen for no reason, like bro let them have the Zusin Flu !!! Let’s not forget that it is an honor to have the zusin flu.
It’s rare and russian vibey, makes you feel like you’re in eastern europe.
live long Zusin flu.
It’s rare and russian vibey, makes you feel like you’re in eastern europe.
live long Zusin flu.
“yoo, that party was lit! I think i might have the Zusin Flu ..”
“ Naah bro same!! i don’t care if i get the zusin flu, had the best time in my life. “
“ Naah bro same!! i don’t care if i get the zusin flu, had the best time in my life. “
by eldnahruoystahw2022 March 27, 2022
