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bag of douche

A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.
You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
by Nick 6111 May 17, 2006
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skunk bag

A term used as a substitute for bitch. Usually referring to someone who has wronged or angered you. Common in shows like iCarly and Drake and Josh
That woman stole my husband. She is such a skunk bag!!
by avidgamer4 April 1, 2009
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bag of tricks

A seriously hardcore and risky drinking game (for male/female participants) to be played only with people one trusts.

A bag containing a mixture of lewd (some downright lecherous) and non-lewd commands is placed at the center of a group of male/female participants.
1.) Participants (at beginning of game) sit m/f/m/f...
2.) All participants take shots equal to the minimum number of letters in a participant's first name--ex.) if the participant with the shortest first name is "Jack," participants take four shots.
3.) The participant to the right of the minimum-lettered first name participant draws first, and reads command out loud.
4.) If the participant refuses to obey the command he/she reads, he/she must take a shot, and pass to the person to his/her right.
5.) The game ends when the bag is empty.

Commands often include sexual stimulation of both homo and heterosexual varieties, and must be done in front of the group.
After playing bag of tricks with students he barely knew, Tom spent the entire following day worried about the itching in his crotch.

After I went along with all the commands in bag of tricks last Tuesday (even though I felt disgusting afterward), my boyfriend is looking at me in a new light.
by Pug Ugly December 10, 2006
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turkey bag

A bag used to store weed. It keeps the sweet smell of maryjane inside the plastic.
"Where's that hydro at?"
"Its in the turkey bag."
by chipi June 16, 2006
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tea-bagging

The act of dangling the male genitals into the mouth of another human being.
ex: Howard was obsessed with tea-bagging it!!
by Jamaulia May 9, 2006
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muck bag

you: check out that blond, she's a nice piece

me: are you serious? That muck bag.. she's got a face like a careless beekeeper
by Paddymac August 31, 2006
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bag-of-teeth

1. (adj) showing or characterized by a beneficial feature.

2. (n) a container or receptacle of leather, plastic, cloth or paper, capable of being closed at the mouth, that contains teeth.
1. Charla is all that and a bag-of-teeth.
2. I left the house this morning without my bag-of-teeth.
by dead prostitute April 29, 2011
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