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spittin off

Slang for diarrhea or poop. If someone says they're spittin off they have diarrhea or have already had diarrhea.
Damn man, I was spittin off earlier I clogged the toilet.
by MemoliLover November 9, 2020
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Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.
Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!
by Swift1y April 21, 2022
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fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
by enim frater December 18, 2012
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Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"
by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022
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Jack Off

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
by Prince of the Void December 5, 2025
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Off-Brand

When something gets inspired off of an original brand. The company then starts to make the brand they wanted and steal the design from that other brand they copy. (example: Dr. Thunder is ripped off of Dr. Pepper)
Ryan: Hey D, What you up to?
Dean: Nothing much, bro...
Ryan: I was hired to a company that makes Crunch-Kats!
Dean: Whats that?
Ryan: A chocolate Wafer Bar
Dean: Are you f-cking serious? That's an off-brand!
by HiGuyzItzMeh January 7, 2021
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Off the grid

Where conformity meets oblivion, and freedom thrives unchained
Off the grid (phrase): Adam embraced the off the grid lifestyle, disconnecting from societal norms and thriving independently.
by JordanTheCountry July 20, 2024
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