jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018

groking off

The act of using the Twitter Grok AI to generate porn images to goon to

I was groking off and suddenly Grok put Elon Musk's face on my fantasy girl's boobs, total turn off

by democracymanifestival May 29, 2025

jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder November 10, 2015

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

Fucked Off

Noun: When something is broken, damaged, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition(FUBAR), amiss, or severely messed-up.

This Chainsaw is Fucked Off

by Gingergeorge June 27, 2020

Jack-Offs

The fans of the British YouTuber JackSucksAtLife

The Jack-Offs posted on the reddit

by fbthrdfthgrtb May 26, 2024

Gruging off

leaving a conversation/call for no reason or just don't want to say

Man 1: I'm going to leave
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I'm Gruging off

by Godofindia February 16, 2020