Hot Vampire Sex

What happens in the Book 4 of the twilight series where Edward and Bella have hot vampire sex. But apparently since there vampires they can keep going and going and going... and nothing's stopping them except there will.

Me:S'up-
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...

by Alex the Chao October 9, 2009

ice cream sandwich sex

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013

Sex Bob-Omb Effect

So impressed or stunned that you have the feeling of being surprised pleasantly, like when you listen to an amazing band for the first time.

The name comes from the movie and comic book series Scott Pilgrim. Sex Bob-Ombs is the name of Scott's band, and Knives (Scott's ex) was utterly impressed with Sex Bob-Ombs, and fell in love with the band immediatly. Thus, the Sex Bob-Omb effect kicked in, leaving her stunned.

Person 1: Have you listened to the new song by Crash and the Boys?

Person 2: Eh, it was okay, but didn't have a Sex Bob-Omb effect.

Person 1: What do you think of this music video?

Person 2: *unable to speak from the Sex Bob-Omb Effect*

by Jennifer the Dark October 15, 2011

safe sex money shot

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot

I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.

by faboka December 2, 2009

Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex

The opening of a champagne bottle in one's ass for pleasure and enjoyment. First practiced by the Aztecs as a sign of gratitude for ones company.

Hello there, would you like to engage in Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex later on?

by Kam-Kam May 5, 2008

Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder

When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.

1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.

2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder

3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.

4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.

5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

10-Year Sex Pact

When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.

Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."

Girl 2: "Alright."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010