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Ass Hat

A person you would like to forcibly stick on a hat rack so they can do no further harm to themselves or others. Depending on the degree of Ass Hat depends on whether you use lubricant first.
You would have to be a real ass hat to pee into an electrical socket.
by madjazz May 18, 2005
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ass garlic

its like, when you're ass smells really bad and then you poop, and it smells better than what you're ass smells like, its pretty bad. then you say you have ass garlic
dude, i took a shit today, and i have ass garlic
by fatsix July 3, 2006
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Ass-Blood

Term1:
Ass-Blood is formed fromt the meaning of when you wake up the next day after a wild night of party going, and you wake up to realize that your wallets been stolen, your wedding ring is gone, your naked tied to your bed by your tie and pantlegs, and you can only seem to recall buying a hooker that night. little to your surpise what you thought was a hooker was actually a Tranny and you fine blood on your ass or also know as ass-blood.

Term2
when you see somebody you dont like and they have horrible acne or just an discusting face, you should and will call them an Ass-Blood for beaing a total discrace to everybody that you were sitting by at that time.
Term1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: dude i have no fucking idea what happend last night!
Guy2: well do you remember anything
Guy1: well i remember renting a hooker from main and central
Guy2: WAIT! main and central!? dude check your ass! thats where the trannys hang out!
Guy1:*puts hand by ass*
Guy:1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Term2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: Dude that ugly Tony kid is comming, hurry up duck!
Guy2: Yeah man hes such an Ass-Blood!
Both: *Duck*
by Naulty December 5, 2009
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smacked ass

The look or sound of something that wasn't done right
That looks like smacked ass. Hey! Damn! That sounded like smacked ass!
by fugnutz January 12, 2008
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ass maggot

someone thats ass is so nasty that it draws maggots
he is such an ass maggot
by ani_the_feral_ferret October 28, 2003
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boob and asses

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's
by nick August 19, 2003
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Ass-pirate

Term created by the infamous John Fable esq. It is loosely defined as a homosexual, fag, queer, flamer,butt jockey, Tim Hyunh etc.
Tell you what, we dunt like them ass-pirates round here, dats right, white power!
by MRBUTTSAVICH March 27, 2009
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