What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

by scoop1 April 04, 2022

Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.

'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.

by Jotinmick June 13, 2017

Diddling The Dog

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.

Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.

by Schep-dog January 14, 2018

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 07, 2016

Spoiled junkyard dog

Sir Denver Luke Corbett is the definition of a spoiled dog with a loving parents!

I have a spoiled junkyard dog (I made this for my grandmas dog please accept)

by Landon corbett January 02, 2023