Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use

Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.

by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

Biscuit Baby

A white baby

Look at that cute lil biscuit baby!

by BrittanyAlexia09 July 6, 2021

Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.

Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.

by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...

Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!

by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018