Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021
Get the Dogmug. Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format
Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch
No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.
No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.
by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022
Get the This ain't it dogmug. 
by Buschboy6969 May 20, 2018
Get the dyke dogmug. CallMeCarson was definitely onto something when discussing the dog man
The dog man is into sexual peeing and is real
The dog man is into sexual peeing and is real
by CoolCat2004 February 24, 2020
Get the Dog Manmug. by Cofosx June 4, 2018
Get the Trev-Dog Ticklemug. by gotentard September 12, 2021
Get the Bruh dogmug.