tammy jo face

A redneck women with a meth mouth.

Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!

by ccvb June 4, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Stud Face

The expression you give when you are in an awkward position, and you have no idea how to react.

When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you, you give a stud face because you don't know how to properly react.

by Pro_mo June 19, 2016

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018

two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018