I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog 20/20, similar to icing them. They have 6 minutes to finish it or they will be required to drink another. Popularized by the spruce boys of WVU. Cannot be refused.

This is the third time I’ve been mad dogged today by six, I am fucking hammered. I am definitely mad dogging six back.

by Daniel Sox May 9, 2020

dogs

A slang word for feet, commonly used amongst British youth.

Ewww John put the dogs away, no one wants to see your crusty toes

by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022

Dogs

1) Fluffy potatoes

2) Oval shaped things on the end of your foot

1) I took my dogs on a walk

2) My dogs were cold without socks on

by I_LoveIcedTea March 1, 2023