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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024
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Shit Off

A way of saying something is not good. Very bad even.
“A mi me parece demasiado caro entonces se va para el shit off”
“I don’t like this so it is shit off”
by lisatutorials November 16, 2023
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up
“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day
by kfc tenders November 12, 2020
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Olding Off

When an old launches into a diatribe about kids these days
My neighbor started olding off at me about my new nose ring
by mistakenews July 4, 2022
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Mouth off

talk in an unpleasantly loud and boastful or opinionated way.
Here’s a sentence using "mouth off":

She's always mouthing off about how much better she could run the company herself.
by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
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