glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post

“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”

by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023

Flip off

When your to much of a bitch to say fuck off so you say flip off

Flip off

by Fxnn122 January 3, 2022

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)

Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''

by Rick Fork November 6, 2024

Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 4, 2015

Pop Off

1. Telling someone to go away, usually used aggressively

2. Fighting someone

3. Telling someone to rant

4. Telling someone to calm down

1. Pop Off my twitter feed sis

2. I'm about to pop off on you sis

3. He broke up with you? Pop off sis

4. Hey pop off sis! It's all good!

by ben ben bo en August 31, 2018

Jungle Off

Jungle off is played by 2 or more contestants playing with jumanji dice. The contestant who called the jungle off will be referred to as the "starter" all others will be referred to as "afters" The starter calls the first target and then the starter and the afters roll. The starter then must explain how what he rolled could defeat the target then the afters do the same with their dice. The 3 judges then decide who wins. Each of the afters are allowed to be starter once and the winner of the most matches wins.

Jungle Off that lamp post

Jungle off your cd player

by Robin B Williams September 13, 2007