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Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!
I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.
by JaxSnow July 10, 2019
mugGet the Getting "Johnnie'd"mug.

get that work in

working hard in like the sport your playing, training ,practicing for
hey I just got back from track practice “did you get that work in” obviously girl
by L0ser07 September 19, 2021
mugGet the get that work inmug.

getting off on

Getting excited over the misery or fear of other people.
The politicians always getting off on the fact that they get away with murder.
by Doctor WTF May 11, 2022
mugGet the getting off onmug.

Get back to the fields nigga

This is an expression used by many to say get back to work to black people
by Scoobyscrounger November 3, 2023
mugGet the Get back to the fields niggamug.

Get yankeed

Someone stopped being friends with you, because you don’t go with their style.
I think i will get yankeed by Jack.
by tokeletestusvonal November 28, 2021
mugGet the Get yankeedmug.

Getting that money

"He was up at night in the showers getting that money! And He got PAID! he cashed in his check!"
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
mugGet the Getting that moneymug.

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