Example:
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
Get the Cut off your dick Decembermug. Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
by APW December 6, 2006
Get the off the airmug. A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug. /awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/
Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’
1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,
2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.
3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with
Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’
1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,
2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.
3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with
by William Danoven August 30, 2025
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Get the Jeffing offmug. The collective gathering of group of sailors onboard the friendship getting together to celebrate the world's crookest individual
by Juan Ignacio Chela June 30, 2016
Get the Tozz offmug. by Weight a minute August 3, 2025
Get the Knock offmug.