Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

Rocket thruster cock buster 3000

Put your dick in a MTT branded *Rocket Thruster* While waiting for your grandma to bang your sister. Once the timer finished, Break open the door and scream Rocket Thruster Cock Buster! (copyright MTT) After this get your prepared thermo nuclear rocket, and remove the wire.

Hey bro, have you used the Rocket Thruster Cock buster 3000 before?
What the fuck Gary

by MTT (copyright 2069) January 20, 2022

cock

a tail like body park attached too the male whom he pees and ejaculates out of

go wash your cock

by cookyy June 27, 2025

my cock

My cock is big (trust)

Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples

by im am not straight June 17, 2022

Mangia-cock.

White people that look even whiter after saying things like Eye-talian, Expresso, Mayrio, and Pahstah.

Mangia-cock in a cafe: “oh hello Mayrio, I’ll order a small EXpresso”

Me: “fuckin’ mangia-cock....”

by Lou gerret devries October 1, 2020

meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face

Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.

by sac hanglow October 5, 2016