cock on call

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand

My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.

by All A's January 30, 2014

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

ricky rocket cock

a Ricky Rocket Cock is anyone who is an overly aggressive driver

They are often seen speeding\giving the one finger salute\leaning on there car horn

often ricky rocket cock suffers from dickdeficancysyndrome, or DDS and is frequently seen driving lifted pick ups with rabbit ears and cattle pushers or a poorly painted I-rocZ with T tops.

"Damn mom dont let this ricky rocket cock pass you, hes been blowing by everyone on the interstate."

superduty F350 sitting on chromed rims= Ricky rocket cock

"Bro i saw Ricky rocket cock fight a soccer mom in the intersection of 27th and O."

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs

I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea

by Begood2 March 20, 2014

cock flocking

A place where there is an extreme ratio of men to women Synonym for sausage fest.

I went out last night but didn't meet any women because of the cock flocking at the bar.

by chew jo April 6, 2014

cock bowling

The act of an orgy in which you have one plus sized lady who sits on consecutive penises. A strike is if everybody gets gonorrhea

"Hey Susan, I heard you went cock bowling last week!"
"I totes did Margie, and I bowled a strike!!!"

by Dr. TwoTrees May 3, 2014

Cocked in

When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"

Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks

by CockedinATL May 16, 2014